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NEW YORK - ARI On the steps to New York's City Hall last Friday, several hundred protesters gathered in opposition to common sense and a basic understanding of life. Passersby who tried to press through the sign-carrying crowd were met with loud screams and the stamping of feet.

One protester's mother, seventy-year-old Agnes Prowse, walked into the line and took her forty-five-year-old son by the ear, pulling him away from the scene. When questioned by this reporter, she replied amid the screams of her son, "I warned him that I would come get him if he kept this up." Never breaking stride, Mrs. Prowse drug her son home.

Remaining protesters were arrested a few minutes later. No one went peacefully. The Precinct captain said that the protesters had failed to get permits for their gathering, and that they were blocking access to city offices. Most were later picked up by relatives who paid fines for the ordinances that had been ignored.

In doing research on those who had been arrested, it soon became evident that the protesters each had a long history of ignoring basic rules. Few had finished their schooling. None of them were currently employed. Most could not distinguish between the sexes. Several had actually deserted spouses and children. Most had also rejected the faith shared by other family members. And some of them regularly beat their dogs and kicked their cats.

Of the millions of New York residents, it is feared that there may be more would-be citizens who share the sentiments of Friday's illegal protesters, hating common-sense and refusing all understanding. Some public officials have estimated that "We may have thousands of people in this metro area alone who reject common human values." It's also feared that there may be thousands more in communities across America.

Precinct police have had to repeatedly arrest some of the protesters who keep returning to the City Hall to cause more trouble. But a few relatives have finally decided to leave the self-made simpletons in jail, rather than pay the same fines again and again.

"That's the smartest move, I think," said one arresting officer. "Who knows? Maybe these simpletons will get some smarts in spite of themselves, if they have to start paying for their own mistakes and bad choices."

Hank Patterson, of the City Desk.



Jim

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